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여성과 남성에 관한 미국 Joke…[12]
by 최영주 (미국/여)  2005-02-08 00:46 공감(0) 반대(0)
책방에서 Joke book을 샀는데, 읽다가 재미있는게 있어서 올려봅니다.
번역하면 그 맛(nuance) 이 떨어질것같고 , 다 너무 쉬운 영어라서 그냥 올립니다.


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Man says to God, " God, why did you make a woman so beautiful ? "
God says, " So you would love her."
"But God, " the man says, " why did you make her so dumb?"
God replies, " So she would love you."


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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.


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A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


And other kind of joke...

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Just wondering, what does it say under "hair colour" on the
driver's license of a bald man ?


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The phone was ringing. I picked it up and said, " Who's speaking please? "
And a voice said, " You are."





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ro***  2005-02-08 00:54:13
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hahaha...the last two ones are hilarious...just imagine I'm sitting at the back of a taxi whose driver happens to be bald and I also happen to see his driver's license and it says his hair color is...well, it's up to you...I don't think I can stifle my laughing...
thanks for this, morningsun....
ce***  2005-02-08 01:44:34
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I am a little~ agree with first and two.
ce***  2005-02-08 01:46:33
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I am a little~ agree with first and second.
ro***  2005-02-08 03:17:33
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ㅋㅋㅋ....항상 결혼과 연애가 미혼의 사람들에겐 큰 화두가 되는군요. 여기나 저기나...
be***  2005-02-08 03:43:00
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하하하~ 강도가 점점 세지면서 젤 마지막이 punch line이네요. 아하하~ 한국말로 함 엄청 썰렁할 것 같은데... 영어로 하니까 진짜 웃긴 것 같아요. 머리색은 "살색"이 아닐까요? 아하하하~
ja***  2005-02-08 07:32:55
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Transparent.
am***  2005-02-08 08:08:33
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DRESSING UP: Man Vs Woman
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
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A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
am***  2005-02-08 08:11:07
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relationship에 관한 joke군요..잼있네요 understanding women & men..
am***  2005-02-08 08:13:05
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기나긴 연휴라 영화관에 가실일이 있으신분들...here is another one 흐 ~
Ratings:


G --- Anyone in the family who can read
PG --- Cool kids only
PG13 --- Not good for kids under 13, even cool ones
I --- Intellectual
P --- Puzzling
R --- Not recommend for those under 18
X --- You must be over 18
XXX --- You must be over 82 1/2
PP --- For pets only
PPXXX - You must be a husband over 65 taking Viarga, or a pet who needs a date
ro***  2005-02-08 08:17:18
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haha...amigo, this last one cracks me up....haha...
ka***  2005-02-16 02:44:21
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smart woman + smart guy = romance
smart woman + dump guy = marriage
smart guy + dumb woman =affair
ka***  2005-02-16 02:45:57
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and last.............
dumb woman + dumb guy = pregnant...-.-;;
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